StonkMarketParty
Master the Markets, Not the Bait
📖 Bagholder’s Guide to the Galaxy 📉
a manual for those bravely (or foolishly) navigating the asteroid fields of the stock market: Don't Panic! (Unless you just checked your portfolio.)
Stonkulator
A high-tech, meme-powered stock analysis tool for making totally not reckless financial decisions. 📈💸
APE-O-Matic
A sophisticated, AI-enhanced algorithm… just kidding, it’s a monkey picking stocks. Good luck! 🙈📊🎲
Flipfo My Crypto
This tool has been proven to be correct 100% of the time multiplied by 0.5 🪙
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